{"id":846,"date":"2011-02-07T12:35:57","date_gmt":"2011-02-07T12:35:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mapguy.wordpress.com\/?p=846"},"modified":"2011-02-07T12:35:57","modified_gmt":"2011-02-07T12:35:57","slug":"un-domn-alaturi-de-care-nu-ai-vrea-sa-zbori","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/un-domn-alaturi-de-care-nu-ai-vrea-sa-zbori\/","title":{"rendered":"Un domn al\u0103turi de care nu ai vrea s\u0103 zbori"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Din fericire nu mi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat mie ci unui coleg (din acest motiv este amuzant\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mplarea). Pe un r\u00e2nd din fa\u021b\u0103 citea de zor domnul din poza de mai jos:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_849\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-849\" style=\"width: 468px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/dsc055821.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-849\" title=\"Citind \u00een avion\" src=\"http:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/dsc055821.jpg\" alt=\"Citind \u00een avion\" width=\"468\" height=\"624\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/dsc055821.jpg 2448w, https:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/dsc055821-300x400.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 468px) 100vw, 468px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-849\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Citind \u00een avion<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Nu ar fi nici o problem\u0103, asta dac\u0103 nu ar citi ceea ce se vede mai jos:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_850\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-850\" style=\"width: 468px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/dsc056201.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-850\" title=\"Tu glume\u0219ti, nu-i a\u0219a?\" src=\"http:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/dsc056201.jpg\" alt=\"Tu glume\u0219ti, nu-i a\u0219a?\" width=\"468\" height=\"624\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/dsc056201.jpg 2448w, https:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/dsc056201-300x400.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 468px) 100vw, 468px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-850\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tu glume\u0219ti, nu-i a\u0219a?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Sunt destul de sigur c\u0103 dac\u0103 avionul ar fi dotat cu o fr\u00e2n\u0103 de urgen\u021b\u0103 a\u0219 fi tras cu toat\u0103 puterea de ea!<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Cartea este de fapt inofensiv\u0103 (detalii <a href=\"http:\/\/books.google.ro\/books?id=PCCciQO_e14C&amp;pg=PA24&amp;lpg=PA24&amp;dq=%22remembering+september+11%22,+2001+%22you+never+give+up%22&amp;source=bl&amp;ots=BmnAFgpxBI&amp;sig=TUroaH24rDzAnE7mfUoJUf0z28o&amp;hl=ro&amp;ei=2OVPTaP4O9DqgQe-nODdDw&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=book_result&amp;ct=result&amp;resnum=1&amp;ved=0CBYQ6AEwAA\">aici<\/a>), dar pentru cineva care cite\u0219te doar partea cu 11 septembrie poate fi un \u0219oc mare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Din fericire nu mi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat mie ci unui coleg (din acest motiv este amuzant\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mplarea). Pe un r\u00e2nd din fa\u021b\u0103 citea de zor domnul din poza de mai jos: Nu ar fi nici o problem\u0103, asta dac\u0103 nu ar citi ceea ce se vede mai jos: Sunt destul de sigur c\u0103 dac\u0103 avionul ar fi dotat cu o fr\u00e2n\u0103 de urgen\u021b\u0103 a\u0219 fi tras cu toat\u0103 puterea de ea! P.S. Cartea este de fapt inofensiv\u0103 (detalii aici), dar pentru cineva care cite\u0219te doar partea cu 11 septembrie poate fi un \u0219oc mare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,202],"tags":[224,368],"class_list":["post-846","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-calatorii","category-funny","tag-avion","tag-terorist"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/846","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=846"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/846\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ciprian.talaba.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}